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You know your a BYB breeder when.......

Last post 08-20-2008 5:46 AM by ron2. 71 replies.
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  • 07-16-2008 1:38 PM In reply to Liesje

    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

    Liesje:

    AuroraLove:

    I have to post some breed specific ones because ......well we all know pit bulls have some of the most ill educated breeders on earth, LOL

     

    GSD specific ones...

    • You try to pass off a husky mix as a Panda Shepherd
    • shepard, sheppard....need I say more?
    • You think an all black is rare so you raise the price
    • You specialize in "old world" GSDs (ie, fat dogs with sagging stomachs and plush coats)
    • You think GSDs are closely related to wolves (GSDs are one of the newest breeds!)
    • Potential buyers can't meet the puppies' parents because they will bite their hands off!
    • You think the dogs have a great pedigree because "they go back to Horand!" (Horand was one of the original GSDs, lol, they ALL go back to Horand!)
    • You are proud of the fact that your stud dog weighs 120lbs

    You left off ~

    You offer that long haired GSD as rare for more money

    Corgi specific - you think 40+ pounds is great! The bigger the better.

    Malinois specific - You let you malinois breed to a GSD and sell it as a rare designer breed.

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  • 07-16-2008 3:40 PM In reply to VanMorrison

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    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

    You know you are a backyard breeder when asked about OFA and CERF and you say "No, I never got the papers on the Daddy so we can't register the pups, darn it."

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  • 07-16-2008 3:47 PM In reply to JackieG

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    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

     Oh I forgot two!

    You breed your BCs up in size so they can work cattle.  Hmm

    You create an oversized or undersized, out of standard dog, add a name prefix or a "mini" in front and charge extra.  Ala Oorang Airedales and MiniAussies.

     

     

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  • 07-16-2008 3:51 PM In reply to AuroraLove

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    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

    You know you're a BYB when you sell your pups online without any screening...
    Hey, anyone with a charge card can get a pup shipped anywhere for an extra $250 or so!

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  • 07-16-2008 3:57 PM In reply to BlackLabbie

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    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

    You know you're a BRB when the newborn puppies share the same space with the barn mice.

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  • 07-16-2008 8:37 PM In reply to CoBuHe

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    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

    For this thread I just went on kijiji.  I JUST looked at German Shepherds and I looked ONLY in my city.

    • the first entry advertised puppies born June 17 and they want them picked up the eve of July 27, cash only
    • the second advertised "rare" white GSDs and mentioned champion bloodline, but then listed dogs that are not CH
    • the third was an ad for a long-haired GSD, 8 months old, want to stud him out for $200 and pick of the litter
    • the fourth is for "large boned" GSDs, only $500 for breeding rights!
    • the fourth is someone selling a "shepard" puppy that they found .... hokaaaay

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  • 07-16-2008 8:50 PM In reply to Liesje

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    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

     today in our paper: the ever hypoallergenic Bichon pups.

    Brittany Puppies AKC Great Bloodlines from Northwest (?)

     

     


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  • 07-16-2008 9:02 PM In reply to ingemk

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    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

     and why oh why did I look at this. you could become the proud owner of a pug breeding business for 600 bucks!

     

     http://jackson.kijiji.com/c-Pets-Other-pets-for-sale-PUG-KENNEL-SELL-OUT-W0QQAdIdZ62118081


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  • 07-16-2008 11:05 PM In reply to ingemk

    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

    You accept check, MO, Visa, AmEx, MasterCard and unmarked non-sequential bills. LOLBig Smile

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  • 07-16-2008 11:24 PM In reply to BannedBreed Lover

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    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

    You post this ad: http://www.nextdaypets.com/directory/dogs/fd2674ea-5971.aspx 



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  • 07-17-2008 10:46 AM In reply to Dog_ma

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    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

    Dog_ma:

    You post this ad: http://www.nextdaypets.com/directory/dogs/fd2674ea-5971.aspx 

    There it is!  Collar and Leash included.   Ick!

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  • 07-17-2008 10:59 AM In reply to VanMorrison

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    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

    OMG! An 118 lb goliath, and celebrity pup at half the price?!?!  Where's my credit card????

     

    Ick!

     

    These poor dogs.  I don't know who has it worse, the pits or the designer mixes.  I think it's a tie.  Crying 

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  • 07-17-2008 11:10 AM In reply to VanMorrison

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    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

    Specifically for dachshunds:

     You claim that you've never seen any back problems in any of your dogs

    You label every light-colored red as "American Cream"

    You breed double dapples (dapple X dapple causes all kinds of problems from blindness, deafness or worse, but they sure are perty!)


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  • 07-17-2008 2:09 PM In reply to AuroraLove

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    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

    You know your a BYB breeder when.......

    -You think de-worming a pup and giving him a Rabies vac. is all the health care he needs

    -You advertise the pups as Champion Show quality when only the grandfather on the fathers side is a champion

    -You think you know more then the adverage dog owner because you have bred over 200 litters of pups in the past year

    -You get excited when you have a brood female who has many pups per litter, because you know you can breed her more

    -You think a neutered dog is worthless because all dogs should the able to breed (WTF?)

    -You think all cross bred dogs are super healthy and so are better then any purebred

    -The more a dog is worth the more their puppies will be worth

    -Any nonstandard color is OBVIOUSLY a rare color and makes a dog worth more

    -You think theres nothing wrong breeding two blue eyed white dogs together


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  • 07-17-2008 2:23 PM In reply to Kyda

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    Re: You know your a BYB breeder when.......

     You ship overnight.  No questions asked.

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