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Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

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  • 06-16-2008 8:32 AM

    Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

    The man has a cold and you think he was going into the hopsital for major surgery.  I swear, everything they say about men and their inability to deal with sickness is true when it comes to my DH!  He's driving me crazy.  We are on our last leg of finishing the kitchen and now it's going to be put off for a couple more days...sigh!  How come I can deal with kidney stones, phenmonia, etc. and still make it into work, but this man gets the sniffles and all of the world is coming to an end.

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  • 06-16-2008 9:22 AM In reply to mrstjohnson

    Re: Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

    You just had the luck of the draw ... MY husband will never admit when he's sick.  He won't EVER stay home from work (*one* time in the 11 years we've been married and then he was throwing up so hard he threw up in the car and had to come home!)

    So mine gets it, and then passes it on to ME!! (that part's in the rules I think!)


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  • 06-16-2008 9:35 AM In reply to mrstjohnson

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    Re: Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

    Gosh, I'm sorry Lisa.  I know how that is.  When DH and I both got hit with rotavirus a few months ago, a 103 fever laid him out on the couch and he wouldn't let me leave him alone.  A day later when I got the 103 fever I of course had to make him something to eat, do laundry, and pump breastmilk.  He told me he couldn't understand how I was functioning with a fever that high, but that if I wasn't really that sick then I probably didn't need to stay home from work!!!!  Can you believe the nerve!

    I hope he gets better soon for both your sakes!  Taking care of a sick adult I think is tougher than taking care of a sick child!

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  • 06-16-2008 9:50 AM In reply to g33

    Re: Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

    Oh puh-leeeeeze !!  Don't get me started - Mr. W is THE biggest wimp when he's sick !!!

    Deb W.

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  • 06-16-2008 10:10 AM In reply to mrstjohnson

    Re: Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

    Mine is the same, huuuge sissy and whiner!! 

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  • 06-16-2008 10:15 AM In reply to mrstjohnson

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    Re: Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

     there isn't anything that isn't killing my DH

    Just last night I had to take a tick off him - it wasn't engorged and was so easy to get off I don't think it had fully attached but the panic had set in.

    I've pulled two off me this year already and several off Bugsy - those were no big deal though.  This one however was a killer Indifferent

    and yes I know they carry disease and it's rocky mtn fever in these parts but everyone is having a terrible time with them.  It is part of life this summer - unfortunately 

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  • 06-16-2008 10:44 AM In reply to kpwlee

    Re: Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

    Men are sissies. That's all there is to it. Mine thinks he's dying if his shoulders,back,feet,or head hurt. He thinks he's gonna die if he didnt get enough sleep or we stayed in the store too long.

    Every time JJ gets sick I call his momma and tell her. She comes over here with something for him that mysteriously makes him better.

    I had a c-section with Samantha and I didnt get pampered on. So if JJ wants to be pampered I have his momma come over and cure his sickness. Lol.

    Shoot he got a kidney stone once and would not go to the dr for anything. He said they couldnt do anything for him. I was like they can give you PAIN MEDINCE!! Still wouldnt go. Wouldnt you know it I call his momma and he gets his butt to the dr.

    I tell him everytime he decides to get sick I am getting a hotel room. 

    Kimberly

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  • 06-16-2008 6:50 PM In reply to kle1986

    Re: Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqrgk4N0

    Just had to dig this one out again Big Smile  It's so true!

    My DH is hopeless when he is ill, thankfully it doesnt happen very often! 

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  • 06-17-2008 7:45 AM In reply to Chuffy

    Re: Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

    Chuffy - that video is priceless.  Every cold, ache pain etc. is the WORST EVER.  I think his exact words are:  I don't think I am going to make it.  My response last night, well if you aren't can you at least take the trash out first.  After 3 days of his illness, I am about done!

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  • 06-17-2008 7:58 AM In reply to mrstjohnson

    Re: Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

    mrstjohnson:
    My response last night, well if you aren't can you at least take the trash out first.
     

    HAHAHAHA that sounds like something I'd say too! LOL.  When I had the flu recently I gave it to DH and he's one of those "long suffering" types, which drives me round the twist even more than just whining.  He'll pretend to be all stoic about the whole business, will go to work and do everything he needs to do, but when he knows I'm listening he'll let out these really pathetic moans.  Ask if he's OK and he'll say "oh I'm......fine.....I just wish there was some orange juice in the house...." and let out a big sigh.  Guess who gets to go to the shops?

    MEN! 

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  • 06-18-2008 1:24 AM In reply to jennyx0023

    Re: Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

    jennyx0023:

    Mine is the same, huuuge sissy and whiner!! 

     

     

    Same hereSad.  They are such wimps you would thing they have Tb or something equally horrible.  It's called a COLD. fool!

    I have stopped taking care of DH when he's sick.  Does he take care of me on the very rare occasions I am under the weather?  NO WAY.  Therefore, he's on his own!

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  • 06-18-2008 1:30 AM In reply to lorib

    Re: Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

    Oh, yeah, sometimes I don't know if he needs an aspirin or for me to call an ambulance.  They are funny!

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  • 06-18-2008 8:43 PM In reply to willowchow

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    Re: Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

    I am the opposite. I go to work when I should really be in bed. I guzzle Dayquil by the bottle and suck it up. I make twice what DW does and being the major breadwinner, I can't afford to stay home. The only pampering I encourage is when I am sick, she will offer to make spicy mexican soup and I will accept. It will make me sweat like a politician on election day but it will burn out whatever it is. The next morning, I may smell like death warmed over, but I will at least feel good enough to die. The last time I was sick, I didn't rest. We had a day at work when they were going to set the A/C's on the roof with a helicopter. OSHA and safety rules require that we can't be in the building when they do that. So, the option was to work half a day or take the day off. I took the day off but I traded in my truck and bought my new car. And let me tell you, it is work cleaning 12 years of stuff out of a truck, in a hurry. I had to go home, clean out my truck, then drive back up and make the exchange. The following day, they got me a lower interest rate, down to 10.4 %, and I drove back up there to re-sign all the papers (it was worth it.) The only time I have had to stay home is when I have had an intestinal bout that wouldn't stop. The only thing I can do is go home, drink half a bottle of Pepto Bismol and rest until it takes effect.

    Otherwise, I'm out there slammin' and jammin'.

    But then, maybe I'm weird.

     

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  • 06-19-2008 8:28 AM In reply to ron2

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    Re: Lord help me...DH is sick - at least his version of sick (mrstjohnson)

    mrstjohnson -

    hahahahaha!!!! this is too funny!!! remember me posting this post a while back:

    http://forum.dog.com/forums/p/78261/609644.aspx#609644

    your post reminds me of this... so funny how macho men turn into the biggest pitiful boys when they are sick... so helpless and pitiful...!! i love it :)

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