Once upon a time, in a messy kingdom a couple of rooms away from where I'm sitting now, lived a damsel who had fallen ill to a terrible virus. To pass the time until she recovered, she rested in her bed and found entertainment on her laptop.
Until one day...
What's this? What strange furry and untrimmed things are pushing against my laptop tray and disturbing my rest (and, more importantly, my Civ 4 game)?
This requires further investigation! What?! What is this??
"Um, do you mind? I'm sleeping in here. And I'm naked."
Hey, strange creature! You can't be here, this is my bed, and you're disturbing me! You're not even using sheets!!
"Yeah, whatever. Look, I'm going back to sleep. Can you get that camera out of my face? Thanks. Oo, this is comfy!"
"Now I'll just make use of this handy footrest here..."
Oh, well... okay... I guess you can stay there if you must... I'll just go back to my game now...
"Forget that stupid computer, hurry up and give me some tummy rubs!"
Furry creature, you MUST move!
"Fine, I'll just sprint down and curl up here between your legs before you have a chance to get comfortable. I hope you're happy... jerk."
"What?! You kicked me out of there, too?! That's just cold. I'm getting out of here and finding my OWN comfy spot. Hmpf... (I still liked the old one better.)"
"Wait, what's that you say? If I come back, you'll give me a treat?"
"All RIGHT! Now THIS is how you treat a dog. Now if you wouldn't mind, this bed is occupied. K? Thanks."
And they all lived... happily? ever after, while the creature monopolized the bed and the young damsel cleaned the house. The end.