LOL ... this reminds me of dinner with my mom - better not bash the Reps or Reese - house rules!
As far as ugly actors ... name anyone from that old trashy show Bev Hills 90210, or any of the near-death anorexics on the tabloids. I'd take a fat Kirstey Alley over a toothpickey Nicole Ritchie any day.
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