False, LOL. I do fairly routinely have wardrobe malfunctions. They're normally not terribly traumatic, though[

] Hanging out with dogs, cats, and year old babies will do that to you!
TBPM made a very yummy dinner, with lots of leftovers.
Mischeif N Miracles, CGC, RE (PRT, 10/13/2003)
Libby's Monkey N The Middle (Chinese Crested, 1/26/2008)
Teenie Weenie at the Bridge (Dachshund, ???-12/28/2007)